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Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid
Is made with real lemons?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every 2 hours?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you're driving at the speed of light what would happen if you turned on
the headlights?

Why does anyone bother phoning a Psychic Hotline...If they are really
psychic shouldn't they be calling you?

Why, when you transport something by car it's called a shipment and when you
transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address you turn down
the volume on the radio?

Why do they call a single T.V. a set?

If vegetarians eat only vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

If you break a mirror and get seven years bad luck, could a good lawyer get
you off in five?

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

Is there something you can take for kleptomania?

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

Why is a 'W' a 'Double-U' and not a 'Double-V'?

Why do they call them runways at airports and not flyways?



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"In search of true pleasure, How vainly we roam,
But to hold it forever,We must find it at home"

-Sudhir




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