Wednesday, June 30, 2004
[famous_quotes] A Month's Worth of Truth In One-Line Doses
A Month's Worth of Truth In One-Line Doses
1. Give God what's right - not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand up to anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God has put a period.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to church for a faith-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. Don't change God's message - it was designed to change you.
11. Things in your life getting too hot for you? The church is prayer-conditioned.
12. When God ordains, He always sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
14. Exercise Faith and Plan Ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark - miles and miles from any water.
15. Most people would be willing to die for God. Very few can be bothered to live for Him.
16. Everyone would truly love to serve God - as long as it's only in an advisory capacity.
17. Fight truth decay! Brush up on your bible daily!
18. Exercise daily - walk with the Lord.
19. Give the devil just one free ride and he's sure to end up driving.
20. The truth is like an expensive wool sweater. The fastest way to permanently ruin it is to stretch it.
21. God never deletes or puts a block on your knee-mail.
22. It's impossible to give away all of your compassion - it keeps coming back to you.
23. The true size of a man is accurately revealed by the smallest thing that he allows to anger him.
23. He who angers you controls you.
24. Virtually everyone meditates - most people just call it worry.
25. Worry is the darkroom in which you develop negatives.
26. Satan only asks for inch - but he really wants to be your ruler.
27. Go into the fishing business with God - you catch `em - He'll clean `em.
28. Thank God, who can put even a cracked pot to good use!
29. God doesn't call the qualified - He qualifies the called.
30. If you want the hell scared out of you, just read your Bible every day.
31. The last question you will ever be asked? "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
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1. Give God what's right - not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand up to anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God has put a period.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to church for a faith-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. Don't change God's message - it was designed to change you.
11. Things in your life getting too hot for you? The church is prayer-conditioned.
12. When God ordains, He always sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
14. Exercise Faith and Plan Ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark - miles and miles from any water.
15. Most people would be willing to die for God. Very few can be bothered to live for Him.
16. Everyone would truly love to serve God - as long as it's only in an advisory capacity.
17. Fight truth decay! Brush up on your bible daily!
18. Exercise daily - walk with the Lord.
19. Give the devil just one free ride and he's sure to end up driving.
20. The truth is like an expensive wool sweater. The fastest way to permanently ruin it is to stretch it.
21. God never deletes or puts a block on your knee-mail.
22. It's impossible to give away all of your compassion - it keeps coming back to you.
23. The true size of a man is accurately revealed by the smallest thing that he allows to anger him.
23. He who angers you controls you.
24. Virtually everyone meditates - most people just call it worry.
25. Worry is the darkroom in which you develop negatives.
26. Satan only asks for inch - but he really wants to be your ruler.
27. Go into the fishing business with God - you catch `em - He'll clean `em.
28. Thank God, who can put even a cracked pot to good use!
29. God doesn't call the qualified - He qualifies the called.
30. If you want the hell scared out of you, just read your Bible every day.
31. The last question you will ever be asked? "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
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