Tuesday, June 01, 2004
Re: [famous_quotes] Dorothy Parker
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The writer Dorothy Parker received two baby alligators as a gift. She brought them home and put them in the bath until she could decide what to do with them. The next day, the cleaning woman came while Parker was out. When Parker returned that evening, she found the house uncleaned and this note: "Dear Madame, I am leaving. I cannot work in a house with alligators. I would have told you this before, but I never thought the subject would come up."
From "A Treasury of Humour"
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The writer Dorothy Parker received two baby alligators as a gift. She brought them home and put them in the bath until she could decide what to do with them. The next day, the cleaning woman came while Parker was out. When Parker returned that evening, she found the house uncleaned and this note: "Dear Madame, I am leaving. I cannot work in a house with alligators. I would have told you this before, but I never thought the subject would come up."
From "A Treasury of Humour"
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