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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the

golf course.~Billy Graham


It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a placethe world is when one is playing golf.~Robert LyndIf profanity had an influence on the flight of theball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. ~Horace G. HutchinsonIf a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. ~Sam SneadGolf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. ~William WordsworthIf you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean MartinIf you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don'thave to waste energy going back to pick it up.~Tommy BoltMan blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole in one.~Author UnknownI don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.~Author UnknownMy handicap? Woods and irons.~Chris CodiroliThe ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if Somebody would put a flagstick on top.~Pete DyeI'm hitting the
woods just great -- but having a terrible time getting out of them! ~Author UnknownIf you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ~Jack LemmonIt's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golfballs while they are still rolling. ~Mark TwainGolf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~Jimmy DeMaretThe difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. ~George DeukmejianGolf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. ~Author UnknownIf I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.

~Author Unknown

rosemarysil wrote:Memorable Golf Quotes

"On becoming eligible for the Senior Tour - Why would I want to be
out there
with all those young guns? No sense playing the flat bellies when you
can play
the round bellies." ---Lee Trevino (1989)

"Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with the big b00bs. You know it's
wrong but
you can't keep away from her". ----Val Doonican

"You know the old rule: He who have the fastest cart never have to
play bad
lie." ---Mickey Mantle Esquire (1971)



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Rose




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