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"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session
as when the baby gets hold of a
hammer."
-Will
Rogers

"With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every
time they make a law it's a joke."

-Will
Rogers


"The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get
elected." -Will Rogers


"The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats
have theirs just before an
election."
-Will
Rogers


"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a
Democrat!" -Will Rogers


"The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians
in office." -Will Rogers


It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and
incumbency.
-GEORGE W.
BUSH, JUNE 14, 2001, speaking to Swedish Prime
Minister Goran Perrson, unaware
that a live television camera was still rolling

Politicians are like the jockey who wants the horse ready
saddled and bridled to be
ridden.

–Rosie Cash

Without the farmers where would the politicians
be?
–Rosie Cash



Buying votes would be expensive if weighed and not
counted.
–Rosie Cash

Politicians distribute bread and collect
votes.

– Rosie Cash

The first oldest profession has always given a helping hand to the
second.
–Rosie Cash

Politics manufacture dishonest
men.

–Rosie Cash

Politics is a dirty game – no amount of washing can clean
it.
– Rosie Cash

Politicians promise is a crop which rots before
harvesting.
–Rosie Cash

Politicians love the sound of their own
voice.

–Rosie Cash
.......
Rose





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