Thursday, July 29, 2004
RE: [famous_quotes] Fw: Have you heard?
Hi Ray,
Likewise, I have collected the following quotes but no idea who said them.
"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and
the blinking red light"
"RAM /abr./: Rarely Adequate Memory."
"I dropped my computer on my foot ! That Megahurtz !"
"The only thing more dangerous than a hardware guy with a code patch is a
programmer with a soldering iron."
"To go forward, you must backup."
SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it."
"Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a workstation..."
"To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer."
"System Error: press F13 to continue..."
"hAS aNYONE sEEN MY cAPSLOCK kEY ?"
"Who is this 'General Failure' and why is he reading my disk ?"
"Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector."
"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..."
Can anyone help?
Fatima.
-----Original Message-----
From: Ray Waits [mailto:ray@ebarrelracing.com]
Sent: Tuesday, July 27, 2004 9:58 PM
To: famous_quotes@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [famous_quotes] Fw: Have you heard?
I have collected these but have no idea who said them - which annoys me.
Reality (computer term): Where the pizza dude comes from.
To err is human, but to really mess things up, you need a computer.
Morris, a bright nine year old came running to his Dad, 'Daddy ... I've
just seen this new computer that goes straight from the keyboard to hard
copy without a hard drive!' little Morris said breathlessly.
The nine year old had just seen his first typewriter!
Why My Dog Doesn't Use My Computer
1. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh ;pa3wds ( Too hard to type with
paws)
2. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
3. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, "you've got mail."
My favorite:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand
binary, and those who don't.
-------Original Message-------
Has anybody heard any good quotes about computers? ... Please!
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Likewise, I have collected the following quotes but no idea who said them.
"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and
the blinking red light"
"RAM /abr./: Rarely Adequate Memory."
"I dropped my computer on my foot ! That Megahurtz !"
"The only thing more dangerous than a hardware guy with a code patch is a
programmer with a soldering iron."
"To go forward, you must backup."
SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it."
"Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a workstation..."
"To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer."
"System Error: press F13 to continue..."
"hAS aNYONE sEEN MY cAPSLOCK kEY ?"
"Who is this 'General Failure' and why is he reading my disk ?"
"Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector."
"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..."
Can anyone help?
Fatima.
-----Original Message-----
From: Ray Waits [mailto:ray@ebarrelracing.com]
Sent: Tuesday, July 27, 2004 9:58 PM
To: famous_quotes@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [famous_quotes] Fw: Have you heard?
I have collected these but have no idea who said them - which annoys me.
Reality (computer term): Where the pizza dude comes from.
To err is human, but to really mess things up, you need a computer.
Morris, a bright nine year old came running to his Dad, 'Daddy ... I've
just seen this new computer that goes straight from the keyboard to hard
copy without a hard drive!' little Morris said breathlessly.
The nine year old had just seen his first typewriter!
Why My Dog Doesn't Use My Computer
1. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh ;pa3wds ( Too hard to type with
paws)
2. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
3. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, "you've got mail."
My favorite:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand
binary, and those who don't.
-------Original Message-------
Has anybody heard any good quotes about computers? ... Please!
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