Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Re: [famous_quotes] Fw: Have you heard?
I have collected these but have no idea who said them - which annoys me.
Reality (computer term): Where the pizza dude comes from.
To err is human, but to really mess things up, you need a computer.
Morris, a bright nine year old came running to his Dad, 'Daddy ... I've
just seen this new computer that goes straight from the keyboard to hard
copy without a hard drive!' little Morris said breathlessly.
The nine year old had just seen his first typewriter!
Why My Dog Doesn't Use My Computer
1. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh ;pa3wds ( Too hard to type with paws)
2. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
3. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, "you've got mail."
My favorite:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand
binary, and those who don't.
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Has anybody heard any good quotes about computers? ... Please!
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Reality (computer term): Where the pizza dude comes from.
To err is human, but to really mess things up, you need a computer.
Morris, a bright nine year old came running to his Dad, 'Daddy ... I've
just seen this new computer that goes straight from the keyboard to hard
copy without a hard drive!' little Morris said breathlessly.
The nine year old had just seen his first typewriter!
Why My Dog Doesn't Use My Computer
1. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh ;pa3wds ( Too hard to type with paws)
2. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
3. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, "you've got mail."
My favorite:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand
binary, and those who don't.
-------Original Message-------
Has anybody heard any good quotes about computers? ... Please!
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Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.718 / Virus Database: 474 - Release Date: 7/9/2004
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