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Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news - the good news is
that you are not a hypochondriac.

Honour physicians for their services, for the Lord created them; for
their gift of healing comes from the Most High and they are rewarded
by the King. .... The Lord created medicines out of the earth and the
sensible will not despise them. .... And he gave skill to human
beings that he might be glorified in his marvelous works. By them the
physician heals and takes away pain; the pharmacist makes a mixture
from them. God's works will never be finished and from him health
spreads over all the earth.My child, when you are ill, do not delay
but pray to the Lord and he will heal you. Give up your faults and
direct your hands rightly ... Then give physician his place for the
Lord created him; do not let him leave you, for you may need him.
There may come a time when recovery lies in the hands of the
physicians, for they too pray to the Lord that he grant them success
in diagnosis and in healing for the sake of preserving life.- --
Ecclesiasticus 38

Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick
sense. - Beau M., age 10

"Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?"
"That's true."
"Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?" "That's true."
"Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women?"
"That's true."
"What does your doctor say about all of this?"
"My doctor is dead."
George Burns

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers
merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton
Chekhov

Man has discovered that to kneel before God at least is more
dignified than to lie down before a psychiatrist.--William A. Donaghy
(1909-1975)

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. -
Thomas Fuller

After death the doctor. Jacula Prudentum. George Herbert. 1593-1632.

Psychotherapy conquered what is in effect the human condition by
annexing it in its entirely to the medical profession.
Thomas Szasz The Myth of Psychotherapy

Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.
The doctor said: "Don't answer!"-Henny (Henry) Youngman (1906-1998)


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