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"I live by this credo: Have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. Even in your darkest moment, you usually can find something to laugh about if you try hard enough." ~ Red Skelton

"Try to relax and enjoy the crisis." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Some people without any brains do an awful lot of talking now don't they? ~Scarecrow-The Wizard of Oz

Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. ~ Ruth Gordon

The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage - management. ~The Dilbert Principle

"Some people find fault like there was a reward for it!" ~ Anonymous

Life is not like a box of chocolates... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow." - Jesse

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. ~ Catherine Aird

"People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success." ~ Norman Vincent Peale

"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." ~ Ben Franklin

Do you know what happens when you give a procrastinator a good idea?... Nothing! " ~ Donald Gardner

"Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment." ~ Andre Maurois

We are all faced with great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations! ~ Unknown

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Albert Einstein

The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions & not our circumstances ~ Martha Washington

"Be Bold. If you’re going to make an error, make a doozy... And don’t be afraid to hit the ball." ~ Billie Jean King

A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realising that life is made up of little things. " ~ Frank Clark

" You can shit all over me but you cannot make me eat it" ~ unknown

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." ~ Douglas Adams

Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes. - Henry J. Kaiser

"For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." ~ Henry Louis Mencken

"Expect problems and eat them for breakfast." ~ Alfred A. Montapert
"The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people." - Theodore Roosevelt

When written in Chinese, the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. ~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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