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I recently found these quotes by Dave Barry, the Erma Bombeck of
another life. ere is my pick in order of funniness.

1. "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in
the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at
nothing right in your ear."

2. "The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the
lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of
furniture, finished, and put inside boxes." "The Taming of the Screw"

3. "Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your
face."

4. "Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television,
but television's message has always been that the need for truth,
wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a
toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath." "Kids
Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"

5. "The most valuable function performed by the federal government
is entertainment."

Yours for bigger laugh,

Marv/VA





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