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From: Zaraskitchentops@aol.com
Date: Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:29am
Subject: QUOTES + HUMOUR


Humour

"A person without a sense of humour is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road."
Henry Ward Beecher

"Humour is just another defence against the universe."
Mel Brooks



"Optimism and humour are the grease and glue of life. Without both of them we would never have survived our captivity. "
Philip Butler

"A sense of humour is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."
Dwight D. Eisenhower



"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."
Rhonda Hansome



"Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood."
Mary Hirsch



"On average, children laugh 400 times per day. Adults, on the other hand, only laugh 15 times per day. The difference why adults laugh so much less - because adults have children!"
Jay Leno



"Humour is reason gone mad."
Groucho Marx

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humour was provided to console him for what he is. " Horace Walpole

"Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows." Jennifer Unlimited
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