Thursday, January 27, 2005

Lillian Johnson:
Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously
those people have never met an angry cat.


Michael Jordan:
Cats keep their cool, no matter what. Even when they do things like fall or
lose their balance, they'll walk away with an attitude that seems to say, 'I
meant to do that.'


Michael Joseph:
Is it yet another survival of jungle instinct, this hiding away from prying
eyes at important times? Or merely a gesture of independence, a challenge to
man and his stupid ways?


Garrison Keilor:
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.


Hank Ketchum:
Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.


Rudyard Kipling:
The Woman laughed and said, "You are the Cat who walks by himself, and all
places are alike to you. You are neither a friend nor a servant. You have
sait it yourself. Go away and walk by yourself in all places alike."
Then Cat pretended to be sorry and said, "Must I never come into the Cave?
Must I never sit by the warm fire? Must I never drink the warm white milk?
You are very wise and beautiful. You should not be cruel even to a Cat."


Rob Kopack:
If cats could talk, they would lie to you.


Joseph Wood Krutch:
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.


Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what
you want.


William Kunstler:
A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat doesn't need to
know that everybody loves him.


Dilys Laing:
I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur
as she delicately combs it with her rough pink tongue. Cat, I would lend you
this book to study but it appears you have already read it. She looks up and
gives me her full gaze. Don't be ridiculous, she purrs, I wrote it.


William S. Landor:
Cats, like men, are flatters.


Andrew Lang:
Of all animals, the cat alone attains to the comtemplative life. He regards
the wheel of existence from without, like the Buddha.


Doug Larson:
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to
admitting it.


Jay Leno:
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't
listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night,
and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words,
every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.


Elizabeth Lemarchand:
A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark
treacle, and melted under a gate.


Doris Lessing:
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then a cat is a
diagram and pattern of subtle air.


Oh, cat; I'd say, or pray: be-ooootiful cat!Delicious cat! Exquisite cat!
Satiny cat! Cat like a soft owl, cat with paws like moths, jeweled cat,
miraculous cat!


Paul Leyhausen:
Friendship between cats can exist, but more or less in the same way that it
can exist for a not very sociable man who spends his time in proviking
others, and who, when asked why he does not have any friends, replies: "I
would like to have them - but they are so ignoble!"


If a cat is creeping up on prey and realizes that another cat is watching,
it will straighten up and act disinterested.


Tina Lifford:
I love how independent and self-contained they are. I always feel it's an
honor when one decides to let you into their world with a rub against the
leg or a quick jump into your lap.


Abraham Lincoln:
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.


I care not for a man's religion whose dog or cat is not the better for it.

I am in favor of animal rights as well as human rights. That is the way of a
whole human being.


Charles Lindbergh:
It's too dangerous a journey to risk the cat's life.
[Explaining why his kitten, Patsy, didn't accompany him on his
legendary transatlantic flight.]


Pierre Loti:
Cats are possessed of a shy, retiring nature, cajoling, haughty, and
capricious, difficult to fathom. They reveal themselves only to certain
favored individuals, and are repelled by the faintest suggestion of insult
or even by the most trifling deception.


Sharon Lundblad:
A cat is a very special friend who comes into your life. When it comes it
brings warmth, companionship, contentment and love. Whether it's long-haired
short-haired, pedigreed or "heinz" makes no difference.
A cat, though independent, has a way of letting you know that without you
life just wouldn't be worthwhile.
If you're lucky enough to own a cat consider yourself one of life's winners
because when you have a cat around you'll never be lonely; the sound of its
purr will give you comfort, and as you hold it and pet it, stress will slip
away.


John D. MacDonald:
If a cat can detect no self-advantage in what it is being told to do, it
says the hell with it, and, if pressure is brought to bear, it will grow
increasingly surly and irritable to the point where it is hopeless to
continue.


Larry Madrid:
If you put down food and the cat eats, it's hungry. If it doesn't, it isn't.



Steve Martin:
I gave my cat a bath the other day. He just sat there. Actually, I think he
enjoyed it. It wasn't very fun for me, though. The fur kind of stuck to my
tongue.


Groucho Marx:
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.



James Mason:
Cats do not have to be show how to have a good time, for they are unfailing
ingenious in that respect.


Donna McCrohan:
A cat can purr its way out of anything.


Rod McKuen:
There has never been a cat
Who couldn't calm me down
By walking slowly
Past my chair


Stuart McMillan:
A meow massages the heart.


Patricia McPherson:
I think it would be great to be a cat! You come and go as you please. People
always feed and pet you. They don't expect much of you. You can play with
them, and when you've had enough, you go away. You can pick and choose who
you want to be around. You can't ask for more than that.


Ernest Menual:
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.


These furry buggers are just deep, deep wells you throw all you emotions
into.


Fernand Mery:
With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage
that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming
cats?


God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the
lion.


Leonard Michaels:
Looking at a cat, like looking at clouds or stars or the ocean, makes it
difficult to believe there is nothing miraculous in this world.


Bette Midler:
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can
they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice"?


George Mikes:
You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find
humans useful domestic animals.


A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.


Susanne Millen:
Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles
that never go cold.


Jacquelyn Mitchard:
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.


St. George Mivart:
We cannot without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind.


The smart cat doesn't let on that he is.


Harold Monro:
When the tea is brought at five o'clock
And all the neat curtains are drawn with care,
The little black cat with bright green eyes
Is suddenly purring there.


Lady Sydney Morgan:
The playful kitten with its pretty little tigerish gambole is infinitely
more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live with in the world.


Morris the Cat:
Personally, I don't believe felines are a fad. We're here to stay.


Desmond Morris:
Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.


Wright Morris:
Cats don't belong to people. They belong to places.


Penny Ward Moser:
When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their
mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get
even.


Ogden Nash:
The trouble with a Kitten is that,
Eventually it becomes a Cat!


Beverly Nichols:
Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not
feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked about the house with a
saintly expression.


John S. Nichols:
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.


Hazel Nicholson:
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.





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