Sunday, January 22, 2006
Funny Sayings
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
- Bill Vaughan
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
- Unknown
Quotable Quotes
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
- Ambrose Bierce
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
- Rita Rudner
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
- Bill Vaughan
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
- Unknown
Quotable Quotes
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
- Ambrose Bierce
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
- Rita Rudner
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