Monday, January 16, 2006
Joan Rivers Quotes
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''
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