Monday, January 16, 2006

Johnny Carson Quotes

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.



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