Monday, January 16, 2006
Mark Twain Quotes
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
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No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
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