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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
- Phyllis Dillar

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
- Phyllis Dillar

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run
- Phyllis Dillar

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- Phyllis Dillar

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