Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, December 17, 2006
Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."
- Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
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# posted by Bill Austin @ 5:05 PM 
