Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, April 30, 2006

 

Famous Quotes - Life Quotes

Expect the best, Plan for the worst, and be prepared to be surprised.
-Denis Waitley

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Famous Quotes - Liberty Quotes

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -- Benjamin Franklin

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Famous Quotes - Psychology Quotes

Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort.
- Mason Cooley

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Famous Quotes - Doctor Quotes

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

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Famous Quotes - Love Quotes

Passion may be blind; but to say that love is, is a libel and a lie. Nothing is more sharp-sighted or sensitive than true love, in discerning, as by an instinct, the feelings of another.
- William Henry Davis

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Famous Quotes - Law Quotes

Laws are not masters, but servants, and he rules them, who obeys them.
- Ward Becker

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Famous Quotes - Friendship Quotes

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
- Marcus Cicero

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Famous Quotes - Courage Quotes

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
- Winston Churchill

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Saturday, April 29, 2006

 
We have within us a limitless supply of new beginnings.
- Joan Fitzgerald

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, April 28, 2006

 
Beautiful Things

The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or touched - they must be felt with the heart.

- Helen Keller

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, April 27, 2006

 
Funny Quotes

Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.One lion said to the other ..."Does this taste funny to you?"
- Unknown

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
- Buster Keaton

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