Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, May 29, 2006
Albert Einstein Quotes
It gives me great pleasure indeed to see the stubbornness of an incorrigible nonconformist warmly acclaimed.
- Albert Einstein
- Albert Einstein
Sydney Smith on Life and Love
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.
--Sydney Smith
--Sydney Smith
Wake me up
Wake me up
Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Pauly went to bed not speaking to each other. Needing to arise early the following morning, Pauly left a note on his wife's bedside table that said "Wake me at six."
An exasperated Pauly awoke at ten the following morning and rolled stiffly out of bed to see a note on his bedside table:
"It's six, you bum! Get out of bed!"
Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Pauly went to bed not speaking to each other. Needing to arise early the following morning, Pauly left a note on his wife's bedside table that said "Wake me at six."
An exasperated Pauly awoke at ten the following morning and rolled stiffly out of bed to see a note on his bedside table:
"It's six, you bum! Get out of bed!"
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, May 11, 2006
Phil Booker, Philosopher of Life
Five percent of people choose to reason when resolving a problem, twenty percent go into deep thought, twenty five percent think they think, forty percent try to think, ten percent would rather die than think. But it is the five percent that change the world.
- Phil Booker, Philosopher of Life
- Phil Booker, Philosopher of Life
Unknown Quotes
Unknown Quotes
They think too little who talk too much.
- Unknown
Many people think they are thinking when in actual fact they are re-arranging their prejudices.
- Unknown
They think too little who talk too much.
- Unknown
Many people think they are thinking when in actual fact they are re-arranging their prejudices.
- Unknown
Socrates Quotes
Socrates Quotes
He who claims he knows, knows nothing. He who claims nothing knows
- Socrates
He who claims he knows, knows nothing. He who claims nothing knows
- Socrates
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Saturday, May 06, 2006
Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes
"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."
- Judith S. Martin
- Judith S. Martin
Mark Victor Hansen Quotes
“The majority of people meet with failure because they lack the persistence to create new plans to take the place of failed plans.”
--- Mark Victor Hansen
“Most people are paralyzed by fear. Step forward and you'll take charge of your life and your world.”
--- Mark Victor Hansen
--- Mark Victor Hansen
“Most people are paralyzed by fear. Step forward and you'll take charge of your life and your world.”
--- Mark Victor Hansen
Funny Quotes Famous Quotes
Peanut butter [is] the pâté of childhood.
- Florence Fabricant
- Florence Fabricant
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes
"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
- Albert Einstein
- Albert Einstein
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes
"Every fool knows you cant touch the stars, but it doesnt stop a wise man from trying."
- Harry Anderson
- Harry Anderson
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, May 04, 2006
Funny Quotes - Comedy Quotes
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
- Dick Cavett
- Mel Brooks
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
- Dick Cavett
