Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, July 31, 2006
True healing
True healing means drawing the circle of our being larger and becoming more
inclusive, more capable of loving. In this sense, healing is not for the
sick alone, but for all mankind.
-- Richard Moss
inclusive, more capable of loving. In this sense, healing is not for the
sick alone, but for all mankind.
-- Richard Moss
Mae West Quotes
Mae West Quotes
"I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted."
Mae West (1892 - 1980)
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
Mae West, Klondike Annie (1936 film)
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
Mae West
"Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache."
Mae West
"I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted."
Mae West (1892 - 1980)
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
Mae West, Klondike Annie (1936 film)
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
Mae West
"Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache."
Mae West
Samuel Johnson
"To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity."
* Samuel Johnson (1709-84); English author.
* Samuel Johnson (1709-84); English author.
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, July 27, 2006
Albert Einstein
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm
not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that
counts can be counted." -Albert Einstein
"Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created
them." -Albert Einstein
"When the solution is simple, God is answering." - Albert Einstein
not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that
counts can be counted." -Albert Einstein
"Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created
them." -Albert Einstein
"When the solution is simple, God is answering." - Albert Einstein
Quotes - Famous Quotes
In the end we love our desire and not what it is that we desire. Friedrich Nietzsche (18441900)
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Quotes - Famous Quotes
Quotes - Famous Quotes
There is no such thing as a "self-made" man. We are made up of thousands of others. Everyone who has ever done a kind deed for us, or spoken one word of encouragement to us, has entered into the make-up of our character and of our thoughts, as well as our success.
- George Matthew Adams
There is no such thing as a "self-made" man. We are made up of thousands of others. Everyone who has ever done a kind deed for us, or spoken one word of encouragement to us, has entered into the make-up of our character and of our thoughts, as well as our success.
- George Matthew Adams
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I have always believed that the road to peace lies in genuine understanding between peoples. The more we know about one another, the more we come to realize that, in fact, we are not so different after all.
- Jordan's King Hussein
- Jordan's King Hussein
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Funny Quotes - Advertising
Funny Quotes - Advertising
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
- Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
- Fred Allen
Smile
Genius is eternal patience.
Michelangelo
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
Charles Gordy
Michelangelo
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
Charles Gordy
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, July 24, 2006
Funny Quotes - Albert Einstein
Funny Quotes - Albert Einstein
"The distinction between past, present and future is only an illusion, even if a stubborn one."
- Albert Einstein
"The distinction between past, present and future is only an illusion, even if a stubborn one."
- Albert Einstein
Dan Marino
The scoreboard can't make you a loser. If you walk off the field with your head up, you don't lose. You don't hang your head for nobody. People in the stands . . . Their opinion doesn't make a difference. The only opinion that makes any difference is your own opinion of yourself.
Dan Marino, Sr.
Dan Marino, Sr.
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Famous Quotes - Danger
Famous Quotes - Danger
"Danger knows full well / That Caesar is more dangerous than he."
- Shakespeare
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Funny Quotes - Daughter
Funny Quotes - Daughter
"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."
- Jim Bishop
"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."
- Jim Bishop
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Saturday, July 15, 2006
Funny Quotes
5,000 years ago Moses said, "pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the promised land.
200-plus years ago George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow tobacco plants for camels and it will be the promised land.
Last week the Congress of the United States said: "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovels, sit on your ass, light your camels, we're giving you the promised land."
200-plus years ago George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow tobacco plants for camels and it will be the promised land.
Last week the Congress of the United States said: "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovels, sit on your ass, light your camels, we're giving you the promised land."
Mohammed Quotes
A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world.
- Mohammed
- Mohammed
George Washington Carver
"How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these."
---George Washington Carver
---George Washington Carver
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Epictetus - A wise Man
A wise man is he who does not grieve for the thingswhich he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.
- Epictetus
- Epictetus
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, July 09, 2006
"It is common sense to take a method and try it; if it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something."
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has many -- not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.
- Charles Dickens
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- Charles Dickens
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Happiness Quotes
Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government.
- Aristotle
Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government.
- Aristotle
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Famous Quotes - Quotes from Famous People
Slight not what is near though aiming at what is far.
Euripides
Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present
generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make
good use of it! - letter to Abigail Adams, April 26, 1777
John Adams (1735-1826)
Second U.S. President
"A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right
not only to be right but also to be wrong."
Thomas Szasz
"One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a
good poem, see a fine picture, and if it were possible, to speak
a few reasonable words."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Euripides
Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present
generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make
good use of it! - letter to Abigail Adams, April 26, 1777
John Adams (1735-1826)
Second U.S. President
"A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right
not only to be right but also to be wrong."
Thomas Szasz
"One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a
good poem, see a fine picture, and if it were possible, to speak
a few reasonable words."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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War and Education
We are living at a time when humankind can face whatever threatens it only if we, by which I mean each of us, manage to revive, with new energy and a new ethos, a sense of responsibility for the rest of the world.
- Vaclav Havel
Nations have recently been led to borrow billions for war; no nation has ever borrowed largely for education... no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both.
- Abraham Flexner
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