Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Change
I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.
- Aldous Huxley
- Aldous Huxley
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, August 25, 2006
funny quotes- Will Rogers quotes
Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the
family parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers
family parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers
Great Quotes
Great Quotes
Great is the road I climb, but the garland offered by an easier effort is not worth the gathering.
- Propertius
Great is the road I climb, but the garland offered by an easier effort is not worth the gathering.
- Propertius
Good Quotes
Good Quotes
It's really easy to complain. If you're not careful, then you end up complaining about your whole life. Concentrating on the good things is really good. Catch people doing good.
- Lisa Williams
Famous Quotes
It's really easy to complain. If you're not careful, then you end up complaining about your whole life. Concentrating on the good things is really good. Catch people doing good.
- Lisa Williams
Famous Quotes
Funny Quotes - Spiritual Quotes
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
- Martin Luther King Jr.
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Saturday, August 19, 2006
Mark Twain
"To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence."
---Mark Twain
---Mark Twain
Irish blessing
'May joy and peace surround you,
Contentment latch your door,
And happiness be with you now
And bless you evermore.'
~ Irish blessing
Contentment latch your door,
And happiness be with you now
And bless you evermore.'
~ Irish blessing
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, August 18, 2006
Old People
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
- Robert Orben
- Robert Orben
Bald Men
"God made only so many perfect heads, the rest He covered in hair."
- Unknown
- Unknown
Ideas
It is better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong, than to be always right by having no ideas at all.
- Edward de Bono
- Edward de Bono
What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient.
Bodie Thoene
Bodie Thoene
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, August 17, 2006
Quotes - Famous Quotes
Quotes - Famous Quotes
A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.
- Brendan Francis
Quotation is the highest compliment you can pay to an author
- Samuel Johnson
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- Oscar Wilde
A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.
- Brendan Francis
Quotation is the highest compliment you can pay to an author
- Samuel Johnson
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- Oscar Wilde
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, August 13, 2006
Michael J. Hurd
Genuine security arises from actual, first-hand knowledge
that one is both capable and worthy of achieving
happiness (through conscious, responsible action) and,
once having attained it, that he deserves it.
Michael J. Hurd
American Motivational Speaker
that one is both capable and worthy of achieving
happiness (through conscious, responsible action) and,
once having attained it, that he deserves it.
Michael J. Hurd
American Motivational Speaker
Grenville Kleiser
To live at this time is an inestimable privilege, and a
sacred obligation devolves upon you to make right
use of your opportunities.
Grenville Kleiser
sacred obligation devolves upon you to make right
use of your opportunities.
Grenville Kleiser
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Saturday, August 12, 2006
Elections Quotes
Election Quotes
Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay.
- Bill Stern, sports announcer [1907-1971]
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A fool and your money will soon run for re-election!
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Presidential Election: choosing the evil of two lessors?
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Crime must pay, or politicians wouldn't seek re-election...
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
- Shakespeare
Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay.
- Bill Stern, sports announcer [1907-1971]
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A fool and your money will soon run for re-election!
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Presidential Election: choosing the evil of two lessors?
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Crime must pay, or politicians wouldn't seek re-election...
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
- Shakespeare
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, August 11, 2006
Quotes - Famous Quotes - James Arthur Baldwin
Quotes - Famous Quotes
When one begins to live by habit and by quotation, one has begun to stop living
- James Arthur Baldwin
When one begins to live by habit and by quotation, one has begun to stop living
- James Arthur Baldwin
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Life Quotes - Death Quotes - Famous Quotes
Life Quotes - Death Quotes - Famous Quotes
"The meaning of life is not to be discovered only after death in some hidden, mysterious realm; on the contrary, it can be found by eating the succulent fruit of the Tree of Life and by living in the here and now as fully and creatively as we can."
*Paul Kurtz {Philosophy Professor & Author}
"The meaning of life is not to be discovered only after death in some hidden, mysterious realm; on the contrary, it can be found by eating the succulent fruit of the Tree of Life and by living in the here and now as fully and creatively as we can."
*Paul Kurtz {Philosophy Professor & Author}
Quotes - Ken Roberts
Take the first step, no more, no less, and the next will be revealed.
-- Ken Roberts
-- Ken Roberts
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, August 07, 2006
Quotes - Famous Qutoes - Thomas Edison Quotes
Quotes - Famous Qutoes - Thomas Edison Quotes
"If we did all the things we were capable of doing, we would astound ourselves."
- Thomas Edison
"If we did all the things we were capable of doing, we would astound ourselves."
- Thomas Edison
Quotes - Famous Quotes - Million Man March
Quotes - Famous Quotes - Million Man March
"The only way to do something well is to really enjoy it... There are so many things to do, but we first have to take steps towards them. That's one reason why I didn't agree with the Million Man March [in 1995]. Instead of people taking a day off and promoting hype and image, I'd rather see us all make it to work on time. Rather than proclaiming what you are going to do, just get up and do it. People should have taken that day to write down ten steps that would lay out how they were going to get there. When you do that, you have smaller steps you can gauge your improvement by instead of looking at something that seems unattainable. Even if you don't reach that tenth step, at least you can improve on where you were."
- Ayana Goore
"The only way to do something well is to really enjoy it... There are so many things to do, but we first have to take steps towards them. That's one reason why I didn't agree with the Million Man March [in 1995]. Instead of people taking a day off and promoting hype and image, I'd rather see us all make it to work on time. Rather than proclaiming what you are going to do, just get up and do it. People should have taken that day to write down ten steps that would lay out how they were going to get there. When you do that, you have smaller steps you can gauge your improvement by instead of looking at something that seems unattainable. Even if you don't reach that tenth step, at least you can improve on where you were."
- Ayana Goore
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Quotes - Saint Augustine of Hippo Quotes
"Since you cannot do good to all, you are to pay special regard to those who, by the accidents of time, or place, or circumstances, are brought into closer connection with you."
---Saint Augustine of Hippo
---Saint Augustine of Hippo
Quotes - Wayne Gretzky
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
---- Wayne Gretzky
---- Wayne Gretzky
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, August 01, 2006
The great breakthrough in your life
The great breakthrough in your life comes when you realize that you can learn anything you need to learn to accomplish any goal that you set for yourself.
- Unknown
- Unknown
Brenda Short
"...Do not ask for perfection in all you do, but for the wisdom not to repeat mistakes...."
----Brenda Short
----Brenda Short
Gilda Radner
I wanted a perfect ending... Now I've learned the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next.
- Gilda Radner
- Gilda Radner
