Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, September 29, 2006
Time
In Florida a 96-year-old woman is running for mayor. When asked if
she knew who she was running against, she said, "Time."
-Conan O'Brien
she knew who she was running against, she said, "Time."
-Conan O'Brien
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Wise Quote- Plato Quote
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
-Plato
-Plato
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, September 26, 2006
The Unreliability of Solar Power- David Letterman Quote
There was a total eclipse of the sun today. President Bush said that
the eclipse proves the unreliability of solar power.
-David Letterman
the eclipse proves the unreliability of solar power.
-David Letterman
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, September 22, 2006
Grandamas
Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. (unknown)
Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children ~ Alex Haley
The simplest toy even the youngest child can operate . . . is called a grandparent. (unknown)
A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of television (unknown)
Grandmothers Are Like Snowflakes No Two Are Alike (unknown)
Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children ~ Alex Haley
The simplest toy even the youngest child can operate . . . is called a grandparent. (unknown)
A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of television (unknown)
Grandmothers Are Like Snowflakes No Two Are Alike (unknown)
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, September 21, 2006
Friendship Quote
At times when I am feeling low,
I hear from a friend and then
My worries start to go awy
And I'm on the mend.
In spite of all that doctors know,
and thier studies never end,
The best cure of all when spirits fall
Is a kind note from a friend.
-John Wooden
I hear from a friend and then
My worries start to go awy
And I'm on the mend.
In spite of all that doctors know,
and thier studies never end,
The best cure of all when spirits fall
Is a kind note from a friend.
-John Wooden
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Funny Quote- Sun Quote
I lay awake last night wondering where the sun had gone, then it dawned on me.
-unknown
-unknown
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, September 18, 2006
Life Quotes- Lewis Grizzard
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
--Lewis Grizzard
--Lewis Grizzard
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, September 15, 2006
Nothing
What it comes down to is, when you come into the world you have nothing ... when you leave you have nothing ... and in between there's the IRS.
-Bob Thaves
-Bob Thaves
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Famous Quotes-John Akers
Set your expectations high; find men and women whose integrity and values you respect; get their agreement on a course of action; and give them your ultimate trust.
-- John Akers
-- John Akers
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Important Issues
DeLay says he didn't want to run for office again and turn the whole
campaign into a referendum on himself. Instead, he wants the voters
of Texas to concentrate on the important issues like gay marriage,
evolution classes and stores that don't say "Merry Christmas."
-Jake Novak
campaign into a referendum on himself. Instead, he wants the voters
of Texas to concentrate on the important issues like gay marriage,
evolution classes and stores that don't say "Merry Christmas."
-Jake Novak
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Saturday, September 09, 2006
Conan O'Brien quotes- immigration quotes
73% of Americans say that immigration is a serious problem.
The other 27% said, 'No habla ingles.'
--Conan O'Brien
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, September 04, 2006
Art of Mothering
The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
- Elain Heffner
Famous Quotes
I run great risk of failing. It may be that I shall encounter ruin where I look for reputation and a career of honor. The chances are perhaps more in favour of ruin than of
success. But, whatever may be the chances, I shall go on as long as any means of carrying on the fight are at my disposal.
- Anthony Trollope (1815-1882) English Novelist
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success. But, whatever may be the chances, I shall go on as long as any means of carrying on the fight are at my disposal.
- Anthony Trollope (1815-1882) English Novelist
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