Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, October 27, 2006

 

Funny Quotes--Abstemiousness And Gluttony-


More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
--J. K. Galbraith

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
--Orson Welles

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
--Benjamin Franklin

Gluttony hinders chastity.
--Pope Xystus I

Gluttony slays more than the sword.
--English Proverb

Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, October 19, 2006

 

We Will Never Give Up

There is a sense of exhilaration that comes from facing
head-on the hard truths and saying, "We will never give
up. We will never capitulate. It might take a long time,
but we will find a way to prevail."

Jim Collins, from his book,
Good to Great

 

Love Quote- A Kiss

A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous.

-- Ingrid Bergmen

Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, October 17, 2006

 

Successful Relationship Quote

The quality of love and the duration of a relationship are in
direct proportion to the depth of the commitment by both people
to making the relationship successful.
Commit yourself wholeheartedly and unconditionally to the
most important people in your life.
--Brian Tracy

 

Love Quote- Love is a temporary madness

Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being in love which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
- Anon

Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, October 11, 2006

 

Your success

Your success will be affected by the quality and quantity
of new ideas you suggest.
--Brian Tracy

Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, October 10, 2006

 

Loyalty

An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.

Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, October 06, 2006

 

William Shakespeare

I'll moider da bum.

- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare

Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, October 04, 2006

 

Creativity

"You are positive, creative and happy to the degree to which you eliminate negative emotions from your life."
- Brian Tracy

"Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with it apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence."
- Norman Podhoretz

Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, October 03, 2006

 

Politically Correct

In France, rioters looted stores. Actually to be politically correct
you cannot call them looters anymore. You know have to call them
undocumented shoppers.

-Jay Leno

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