Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Bob Hope Quote- Dancing
"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance,
waiting for the bathroom."
~ Bob Hope
That's how I learned to dance,
waiting for the bathroom."
~ Bob Hope
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, November 26, 2006
Losing Parents - Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
- Oscar Wilde
- Oscar Wilde
Dave Barry - Funny Quotes - Dog Quotes
Dave Barry - Funny Quotes - Dog Quotes
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
- Dave Barry
Funny Quotes - Science Quotes
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'"
- Isaac Asimov
- Isaac Asimov
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, November 19, 2006
Famous Quotes - Mark Twain
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
- Mark Twain
Quotes
All generalizations are false, including this one.
- Mark Twain
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often
- Mark Twain
Famous Quotes
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Quotes
All generalizations are false, including this one.
- Mark Twain
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often
- Mark Twain
Famous Quotes
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
- Mark Twain
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Mark Twain
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
- Mark Twain
Famous Quotes - Oscar Wilde
When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
- Oscar Wilde
- Oscar Wilde
Famous Quotes - Oscar Wilde
The fact is, that civilisation requires slaves. The Greeks were quite right there. Unless there are slaves to do the ugly, horrible, uninteresting work, culture and contemplation become almost impossible. Human slavery is wrong, insecure, and demoralizing. On mechanical slavery, on the slavery of the machine, the future of the world depends.
- Oscar Wilde
- Oscar Wilde
Famous Quotes - Oscar Wilde
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
- Oscar Wilde - The Critic as Artist
- Oscar Wilde - The Critic as Artist
Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
Famous Quotes - schizophrenic
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
- Oscar Levant
- Oscar Levant
Famous Quotes - Little
So little time, so little to do
- Oscar Levant
- Oscar Levant
Famous Quotes - Funny Quotes - Oscar Levant
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
- Oscar Levant
- Oscar Levant
Famous Quotes - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The bravest are the tenderest.
The loving are the daring.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The loving are the daring.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Famous Quotes - Life Quotes
The best things in life aren't things.
- Art Buchwald
- Art Buchwald
Famous Quotes - Heart
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Famous Quotes - Gifts
Famous Quotes - Gifts
Some gifts are big, others are small. Gifts from the heart are the best gifts of all.
- Unknown
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Admonition
Admonish your friends in private; praise them in public.
--Publilius Syrus
--Publilius Syrus
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, November 13, 2006
Famous Quotes - Liberty - Dick Cheney
Famous Quotes - Liberty - Dick Cheney
It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.
- Dick Cheney
Adversity Quote- Mark Twain Quote
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
--Mark Twain
--Mark Twain
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, November 12, 2006
George S. Patton Quotes
George S. Patton Quotes
"Always do everything you ask of those you command."
- George S. Patton, Jr. (1885-1945) US general
"A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood."
- George S. Patton, Jr. (1885-1945) US general
"Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory."
- George S. Patton, Jr. (1885-1945) US general
"A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end."
- George S. Patton, Jr. (1885-1945) US general
"Always do everything you ask of those you command."
- George S. Patton, Jr. (1885-1945) US general
"A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood."
- George S. Patton, Jr. (1885-1945) US general
"Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory."
- George S. Patton, Jr. (1885-1945) US general
"A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end."
- George S. Patton, Jr. (1885-1945) US general
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Garden of Eden
In the Garden of Eden sat Adam,
Massaging the bust of his madam,
He chuckled with mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
--Author unidentified
Massaging the bust of his madam,
He chuckled with mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
--Author unidentified
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, November 03, 2006
Time
Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-Hector Louis Berlioz
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Achievement
No man has lived to much purpose unless he has built a house, begotten a son, or written a book.
--Italian Proverb
--Italian Proverb
