Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, December 28, 2006
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Do you remember the things you were worrying about a year ago? How did they work out? Didn't you waste a lot of fruitless energy on account of most of them? Didn't most of them turn out all right after all?"
- Dale Carnegie 1888-1955, Author and Trainer
The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a bit of knowledge and it becomes another's, smile at someone and receive a smile in return, are to me continual spiritual exercises.
- Dr. Felice Leonardo Buscaglia
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Do you remember the things you were worrying about a year ago? How did they work out? Didn't you waste a lot of fruitless energy on account of most of them? Didn't most of them turn out all right after all?"
- Dale Carnegie 1888-1955, Author and Trainer
The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a bit of knowledge and it becomes another's, smile at someone and receive a smile in return, are to me continual spiritual exercises.
- Dr. Felice Leonardo Buscaglia
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A wise man once told me, he said; son, always say what you
mean and do what you say you are going to do. Always do
what's right, and then you won't be looking over your
shoulder.
J.W.Dillow
Those who spend their time philosophizing are spending too
much time thinking, and not enough time living life to it's
fullest. If you are busy living life, you do not have time to
philosophize about it.
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mean and do what you say you are going to do. Always do
what's right, and then you won't be looking over your
shoulder.
J.W.Dillow
Those who spend their time philosophizing are spending too
much time thinking, and not enough time living life to it's
fullest. If you are busy living life, you do not have time to
philosophize about it.
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Famous Quotes - Never be Idle
Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much can be done if we are always doing.
- Thomas Jefferson advising his daughter Martha, 1787
- Thomas Jefferson advising his daughter Martha, 1787
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, December 24, 2006
Funny Chritmas Quote
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
-- Victor Borge
-- Victor Borge
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, December 17, 2006
Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."
- Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, December 15, 2006
Affliction
Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
-Finley Peter Dunne 1867-1936, American Journalist, Humorist
-Finley Peter Dunne 1867-1936, American Journalist, Humorist
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Funny Quotes- Mark Twain- Ugliest Woman
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
-- Mark Twain
-- Mark Twain
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Funny Quotes- A Rose
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, December 10, 2006
An Irish Blessing
May the Lord keep you in His hand
And never close His fist too tight.
~ An Irish Blessing
And never close His fist too tight.
~ An Irish Blessing
Love Quotes
"When we are loved we are afraid love will vanish
when we are alone we are afraid love will never return
and when we speak we are afraid our words will not be heard
not welcome
but when we are silent we are still afraid."
--audre lorde, in "Litany for Survival"
when we are alone we are afraid love will never return
and when we speak we are afraid our words will not be heard
not welcome
but when we are silent we are still afraid."
--audre lorde, in "Litany for Survival"
Lee Iacocca
No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished?
- Lee Iacocca
- Lee Iacocca
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, December 08, 2006
Agnostic Quote
In every unbeliever's heart there is an uneasy feeling that, after all, he may awake after death and find himself immortal. This is his punishment for his unbelief. This is the agnostic's Hell.
-H. L. Mencken
-H. L. Mencken
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, December 07, 2006
Funny Quotes- Jackie Gleason Quotes- Drinking
Drinking removes warts and pimples.
Not from me. But from those I look at.
-Jackie Gleason
Not from me. But from those I look at.
-Jackie Gleason
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, December 04, 2006
Funny Quotes- Katharine Hepburn Quotes
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
- Katharine Hepburn
- Katharine Hepburn
