Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Saturday, June 30, 2007
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I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me -- Unknown
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I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me -- Unknown
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, June 10, 2007
not to offend Muslim students ?!
not to offend Muslim students ?!
Some public schools in Britain have stopped teaching the
Holocaust in order not to offend Muslim students who
believe it never happened. [Really!]
"Unfortunately for everyone else, the Muslim students apparently DO believe in Algebra, their version of history, and Phys. Ed." - Jake Novak
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Some public schools in Britain have stopped teaching the
Holocaust in order not to offend Muslim students who
believe it never happened. [Really!]
"Unfortunately for everyone else, the Muslim students apparently DO believe in Algebra, their version of history, and Phys. Ed." - Jake Novak
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Age
Age
A census taker knocked on a lady's door. She answered all his questions except one.
She refused to tell him her age.
"But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said.
"Did Miss Maisy Hill, and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?" she asked.
"Certainly." he replied
"Well, I'm the same age as they are." she snapped.
"As old as the Hills," he wrote on his form.
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A census taker knocked on a lady's door. She answered all his questions except one.
She refused to tell him her age.
"But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said.
"Did Miss Maisy Hill, and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?" she asked.
"Certainly." he replied
"Well, I'm the same age as they are." she snapped.
"As old as the Hills," he wrote on his form.
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