Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, September 28, 2007
Funny Quotes - Money
Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form
of misery.
Spike Milligan
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of misery.
Spike Milligan
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, September 27, 2007
Funny Quotes - Bad luck
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
Ed Furgol
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Ed Furgol
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Huh?
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the
driver."
Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
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driver."
Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Sanity
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans
is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
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is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, September 24, 2007
Perfect Evening
'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.'
Groucho Marx
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, September 21, 2007
Funny Quotes - Dictionary
'He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.'
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
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William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, September 20, 2007
Sermon
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;
and to have the two as close together as possible.
George Burns
and to have the two as close together as possible.
George Burns
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Pirate Jokes
In celebration of "Talk Like a Pirate Day" which is celebrated on September 19 each year, we bring you our favorite Pirate Joke which is on display over at Famous People Blog in this Pirate Jokes post.
Frisbeetarianism
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof
and gets stuck."
George Carlin
and gets stuck."
George Carlin
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Great
"A great NOW will be a great WAS! A bad NOW will always be a bad WAS, and all
you can hope for is a Great GONNA BE!"
Sid Ceaser
you can hope for is a Great GONNA BE!"
Sid Ceaser
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, September 17, 2007
Politicians
Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money, only
for wanting to keep your own money.
Joseph Sobran
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for wanting to keep your own money.
Joseph Sobran
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, September 14, 2007
A Bank
"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for
it back when it begins to rain."
Robert Frost
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it back when it begins to rain."
Robert Frost
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The Brain
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the
morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
Robert Frost
morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
Robert Frost
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, September 13, 2007
Fools
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Mark Twain
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Money
Having more money does not ensure happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
Hobart Brown
Hobart Brown
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Love
Love is a serious mental disease.
Plato
Plato
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Tragedies
“It often happens that the real tragedies of life occur in such an inartistic
manner that they hurt us by their crude violence, their absolute incoherence,
their absurd want of meaning, their entire lack of style.”
Oscar Wilde
manner that they hurt us by their crude violence, their absolute incoherence,
their absurd want of meaning, their entire lack of style.”
Oscar Wilde
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, September 10, 2007
Question
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Oscar Levant
Oscar Levant
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, September 07, 2007
Rubbermaid
I have always said that I was like Rubbermaid. No matter what life throws at
me, I always bounce back.
Author Unknown
me, I always bounce back.
Author Unknown
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, September 06, 2007
Children
“Children are our second chance to have a great parent-child relationship.”
Laura Schlessinger
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Opinion
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Author Unknown
Author Unknown
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Politics
“Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by
those who are dumber.”
Plato
those who are dumber.”
Plato
