Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, November 30, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Morale

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Author Unknown

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, November 29, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Professor

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

W. H. Auden 1907-1973

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, November 28, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Infinite

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not
sure about the former.

Einstein

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, November 27, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Intellect

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course,
powerful muscles, but no personality.

Einstein

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, November 26, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Bet

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong -- but
that's the way to bet it.

Damon Runyon - More Than Somewhat

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, November 19, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Judge

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is
shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.

Einstein

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, November 16, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - The Fine Line

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line.

Oscar Levant


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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, November 15, 2007

 

Famous Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - God

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my
name at a Swiss bank.

Woody Allen

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, November 14, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Marriage

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, November 13, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Problem

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and
wrong.

H. L. Mencken

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, November 09, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Book

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed
with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, November 08, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Parliament

If Parliament does not mean what it says, my lord, it must say so.

A.P. Herbert

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, November 07, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Marriage

Love - A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Ambrose Bierce

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, November 05, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Animals

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

George Orwell Animal Farm

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, November 02, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Poison

Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

Winston Churchill


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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, November 01, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Success

Success covers a multitude of blunders.

George Bernard Shaw

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