Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, December 28, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Political

Political correctness is just tyranny with manners.

Charlton Heston

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, December 27, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Simple

Nothing is so simple it can't be stuffed up.

Author Unknown

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, December 26, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Anger

I am angry nearly every day of my life, but I have learned not to show it; and
I still try to hope not to feel it, though it may take me another forty years to
do it.

Louisa May Alcott

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, December 21, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Criticism

Criticism is not just a question of taste, but of whose taste.

James Grandc.1980

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, December 20, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Budget

Due to budgetary cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been
turned off.

Author Unknown

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, December 19, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Chastity

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Saint Augustine of Hippo (354 - 430)

Numidian Christian theologian and Doctor of the Church

Confessions, 397-398. VIII. 7

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, December 18, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Politics

I used to say that Politics is the second oldest profession, but I have come

to realize that it bears a gross similarity to the first.



Ronald Regan


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Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Politics

I used to say that Politics is the second oldest profession, but I have come
to realize that it bears a gross similarity to the first.

Ronald Regan

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, December 13, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - World

I can picture in my mind a world with out war, a world with out hate. And I
can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Jack Handey - Deep Thoughts

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, December 12, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Research

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Author Unknown

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, December 10, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Computer

The users took much longer than we anticipated to adapt to the intuitive user interface.

Microsoft Consulting project manager

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, December 07, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Boss

Tell your boss what you think of him, and the truth shall set you free.

Author Unknown

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, December 06, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Plot

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

Ashleigh Brilliant

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, December 05, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Liberals

As usual the Liberals offer a mixture of sound and original ideas.
Unfortunately none of the sound ideas is original and none of the original
ideas is sound.

Harold Macmillan 1894-1986 Speech to London Conservatives, 1962.03.07

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, December 04, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Marriage

Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

Baskins


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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, December 03, 2007

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Professor

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has
printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

English Professor, Ohio University

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