Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, January 31, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Women

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size"
with "rear end". Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Tim Allen

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, January 30, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Prisoners.

Andy Rooney on Prisoners.
Did you know that it costs forty thousand dollars a year to house
each prisoner? Jeez, for forty thousand bucks apiece I'll take a few
prisoners into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars
on the windows. I don't think we should give free room and board to
criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a
treadmill and generate electricity. And, if they don't want to run,
they can rest in the chair that's hooked up to the generator.

Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, January 16, 2008

 

Persist until you win

When someone tells you to keep going, that's encouraging When you tell yourself, don't stop, that's powerful, but when God says, 'Persist until you win,' your victory then becomes guaranteed.
-Keith D. Harrell

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