Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, February 29, 2008

 

Funny Jokes - Famous Jokes - Taunt

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.

Louis Nizer (1902 -1994)

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, February 27, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Government

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, February 26, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Write

"Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either."

Gore Vidal

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, February 22, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Dogs

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

Dave Barry

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, February 21, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Speech

"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."

Mark Twain

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, February 20, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Tax

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

Mark Twain

Blog Awards

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, February 19, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Provoke

I find my wife hath something in her gizzard, that only waits an opportunity of
being provoked to bring up; but I will not, for my content-sake, give it.

Samuel Pepys (1633-1703)
English public official and celebrated diarist

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, February 18, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - History

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have
exhausted all other alternatives.

Abba Eban

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, February 15, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Cats

The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who
still manages to find a living in the city.

Carl Van Vechten

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, February 12, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Facts

Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts.

Ruth Gordon

Daily Quote

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, February 11, 2008

 

Funny Jokes - Famous Jokes - Linux

"Linux wasn't started as any kind of rebellion against the
'evil Microsoft empire,' I'm not out to destroy Microsoft.
That will just be a completely unintentional side effect."

Linux Torvalds

Sayings

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, February 08, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Animal

My favorite animal is steak.

Fran Lebowitz [1950 - ]

Phoenix AZ
Quote Of The Day

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, February 07, 2008

 

Funny Jokes - Famous Jokes - Murder

Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide.

Woodrow Wilson

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, February 06, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Morning

Andy Rooney on morning differences.

Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused
in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you.
And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the
morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere
near our optic nerve.

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, February 05, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Turd

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Harry S. Truman

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, February 04, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Dogs

Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

Anne Tyler

Funny Jokes

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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, February 01, 2008

 

Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Interview

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the
job of umpire.

Dan Zevin

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Phoenix AZ

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