Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Monday, March 31, 2008
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The structure of world peace cannot be the work of one man or one party or one nation. It must be a peace which rests on the cooperative effort of the whole world.
- Franklin Delano RooseveltFamous Quotes
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The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce
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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
- Jack HandeyDiabetic Recipes
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It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn't matter how smart you are. If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong
- Richard FeynmanDiabetic Beef Recipes
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- Mark Twain (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)
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Publilius Syrus, Moral Sayings (1st century B.C.)
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- Abraham Lincoln
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, March 30, 2008
Life Quotes
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Live life free and like its your last, because guess what, it is!
- Unknown
Phoenix AZ
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- Elie Wiesel 1928-, Rumanian-born American Writer
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There is, in fact, only one solution: the state, the government, the laws must not in any way concern themselves with schooling or education. Public funds must not be used for such purposes. The rearing and instruction of youth must be left entirely to parents and to private associations and institutions.
- Ludwig Von Mises, Liberalism, p. 115Funny Jokes
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Robert Louis Stevenson, Virginibus Puerisque (1881)
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- Abraham Lincoln
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Abraham Lincoln
Source: June 16, 1858 - House Divided Speech in Springfield, Illinois
A house divided against itself cannot stand. I believe this government cannot endure permanently half-slave and half-free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved - I do not expect the house to fall - but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing or all the other. Abraham Lincoln
Source: June 16, 1858 - House Divided Speech in Springfield, Illinois
- Abraham Lincoln
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Sometimes there's truth in old cliches. There can be no real peace without justice. And without resistance there will be no justice.
- Arundhati Roy, Speech on Accepting the Sydney Peace Prize (7 November 2004) Sydney IMC article - Peace?... Full speechpink truth
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- John Paul II 1920, Polish-Born Italian Pope
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Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
- Albert EinsteinGlobal Issues for Global Citizens
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- Jean Paul Richter
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, March 28, 2008
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A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, March 27, 2008
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Maxims by Franois Alexandre Frdric, duc de la Rochefoucauld-Liancourt
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Quotation confesses inferiority.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims (1876)Health and Wellness
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If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract - teach him to deduct.
- Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies (1981)East Valley Living
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- Anne Shaw
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Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality.
- Nikola TeslaQuotes and Phrases
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- Francis Bacon
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, March 23, 2008
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Live fast, die young, and have a good-looking corpse.
- Nick Pretty Boy Romano (John Derek), Knock on Any Door (1949)
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In a democratic state the schoolmaster is afraid of his pupils and flatters them, and the pupils despise both schoolmaster and paidagogos. The young expect the same treatment as the old, and contradict them and quarrel with them. In fact, seniors have to flatter their juniors, in order not to be thought morose old dotards.
- Plato, Republic - 563 BCChicken Recipes
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Saturday, March 22, 2008
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Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts.
- Henry Brooks AdamsFamous Sayings
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-- July 6, 1852 - Eulogy on Henry Clay
- Abraham Lincoln
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-- February 16, 1861 - Remarks at Painesville, Ohio
- Abraham Lincoln
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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
- Oscar WildePotato Recipes
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And then, there will be some black men who can remember that, with silent tongue, and clenched teeth, and steady eye, and well-poised bayonet, they have helped mankind on to this great consummation...
Abraham Lincoln
Source: August 26, 1863 - Letter to James Conkling
- Abraham Lincoln
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-- February 14, 1861 - Remarks at the Monogahela House
- Abraham Lincoln
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Science knows no country, because knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the torch which illuminates the world.
- Louis PasteurEaster Jokes
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And then, there will be some black men who can remember that, with silent tongue, and clenched teeth, and steady eye, and well-poised bayonet, they have helped mankind on to this great consummation...
Abraham Lincoln
Source: August 26, 1863 - Letter to James Conkling
- Abraham Lincoln
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A really great people, proud and high-spirited, would face all the disasters of war rather than purchase that base prosperity which is bought at the price of national honor.
- Theodore RooseveltFood Recipes
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Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel PaigeMore Dance Quotes
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- Steve Jobs 1955-, American Businessman, Founder of Apple Computers
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, March 21, 2008
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- Abraham Lincoln
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Most people think of peace as a state of Nothing Bad Happening, or Nothing Much Happening. Yet if peace is to overtake us and make ust he gift of serenity and well-being, it will have to be the state of Something Good Happening.
- E. B. WhiteCarnival of the Recipes
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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
- Albert EinsteinEaster Recipe
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- Abraham Lincoln
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Example has more followers than reason.
- Christian Nevell Bovee, American author and lawyer (1820-1904)Easter Recipes
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- Unknown
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- Elizabeth E. Bowen
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Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment.
- Dag Hammarskjold
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The order, the symmetry, the harmony enchant usGod is pure order. He is the originator of universal harmony.
- Gottfried LeibnizEaster Recipe
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- Abraham Lincoln
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...nothing is desperately important and the joy of life is just looking at it.
- Alec Guinness
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- Morarji Desai 1896-18, Indian Statesman, Prime Minister
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The self is a dance, constantly in motion.
- Gabrielle RothMore Dance Quotes
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Don't talk to me about atrocities; all war is an atrocity.
- Field-Marshall Horatio Herbert Kitchener, 1st Earl KitchenerBeef Recipes
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- La Rochefoucauld
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, March 20, 2008
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Living a life is a hard thing to do, clutching it in your grasp and protecting it is easy for some, but not for others.
- Adrian Serna
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- William Hazlitt (British Writer, best known for his humanistic essays. 1778-1830)
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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
- Albert EinsteinBread Recipes
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It is by doing good that we become good.
- Jean Jacques Rousseau, EmileBeef Back Ribs
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- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
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- Abraham Lincoln
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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
- Albert EinsteinBeef Back Ribs
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-- November 21, 1864 - Letter to Mrs. Lydia Bixby
- Abraham Lincoln
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There are no atheists in foxholes isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes.
- James MorrowBeef Recipes
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- Robert Frost
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Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
- Vince LombardiMore Dance Quotes
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- KZenios
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- George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950, Irish-born British Dramatist
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The best weapon against warmongers is a peaceful solution.
- Leonid S. Sukhorukov, All About Everything (2005)Simply Orange Simple Recipes
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The pursuit of peace and progress, with its trials and errors, its successes and setbacks, can never be relaxed and never abandoned. ~ Dag HammarskjldThe pursuit of peace and progress cannot end in a few years in either victory or defeat. The pursuit of peace and progress, with its trials and errors, its successes and setbacks, can never be relaxed and never abandoned.
- Dag HammarskjldRecipes
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- Nietzsche
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Source: December 3, 1861 - Lincoln's First Annual Message to Congress
- Abraham Lincoln
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Observe good faith and justice towards all Nations; cultivate peace and harmony with all.
- George Washington, in his Farewell Address (17 September 1796)Easter Egg Coloring
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
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- William Cowper 1731-1800, British Poet
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I can imagine a world of love, peace, and no wars. Then I imagine myself attacking that place because they would never expect it.
- Jack HandeyFood and Cooking Blog
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Definition of an Ambassador
people, is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the
country.
Ambrose Bierce
Labels: Famous Quote, Famous Quotes, Funny Quote, Funny Quotes, Humor
Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Sunday, March 16, 2008
Education Quotes
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But if you ask what is the good of education in general, the answer is easy: that education makes good men, and that good men act nobly.
- Plato, Greek philosopher (c. 428c. 348)Shakespeare Quotes
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The education of a man is never completed until he dies.
- Robert E. LeeDessert Recipes
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- M.C. Escher
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Saturday, March 15, 2008
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
I have here stated my purpose according to my view of official duty; and I intend no modification of my oft-expressed personal wish that all men everywhere could be free.
Abraham Lincoln
Source: August 22, 1862 - Letter to Horace Greeley
- Abraham Lincoln
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Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind.
- John F. KennedyFunny Jokes
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- Abraham Lincoln
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There were no schools in Hellas.
- Kenneth Freeman, The Schools of HellasQuotes
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Nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won.
- Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of WellingtonLove Quotes
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A co-worker told Bill that Bill's wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with Bill's best friend. Worried and hurt, Bill ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true.
He came back to the office contented and relieved.
His co-worker asked him how it went.
"Look," said Bill. "Don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend...I don't even know him."
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."
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A Catholic priest I once knew went to the hospital to visit patients. Stopping at the nurses station, he carefully looked over the patient roster and jotted down the room number of everyone who had "Cath" written boldly next to his name. That, he told me, was a big mistake. When I asked why, he replied, "It was only after I had made the rounds that I learned they were all patients with catheters."
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Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! 6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE! 6:30 pm - OH BOY! DAD! MY FAVORITE! 9:15 pm - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary
Day 183 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the furniture and the drapes.
Yesterday I feigned sleeping on third stair from the top while the lights were out. This caused a catapult of my captor down the stairs to avoid stepping on me, but unfortunately there were no injuries. Will do this every night until I get results.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. Must try this on their bed.
Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless, bloody body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of. This should strike fear into their hearts. Instead they only cooed and condescended about what a good little mouser I was. Hmmm, next time I'll bring them a baby bird.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the suspended metal room his safety is assured, but I can wait. It is only a matter of time.
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The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
She said:" What are your golf clubs doing here"?
He looked her right in the eye .... and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
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- F. Scott Fitzgerald (about Ernest Hemingway)
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John had spent a week visiting with his brother Pete and Pete's family. They had accompanied John to the airport for his flight back home. After verifying his seat number, John rejoined Pete and the kids and explained he'd have to wait an additional two hours.
"Why do you have to wait?"
"My plane's been grounded."
"Grounded?" one of Pete's kids said puzzled. "I didn't know planes had parents."
Ann Posiviata
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- Winston Churchill
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A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital.
Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news." "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
"Oh G-d, no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?"
"The good news is, I have another one to replace it, but it's a woman's arm! I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant"
"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."
The operation went well and a year later, the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.
"Just great" says the business man. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved."
"That's great." said the surgeon.
"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors."
"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. I'm glad you weren't left with any side affects."
"Well, just one problem.", said the golfer, "Every time I get an erection, I also get a terrible headache!"
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Friday, March 14, 2008
Funny Jokes
Working at an airline ticket counter, I pulled up a passenger's reservation that showed his name as "Cole, Pheven."
"I'd like to be certain our information is correct," I said to him. "What is your first name?"
"It's Stephen," he replied. "I hope the reservation agent got it right. I told him it's spelled with a ph."
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She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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- Mark Twain
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Working at an airline ticket counter, I pulled up a passenger's reservation that showed his name as "Cole, Pheven."
"I'd like to be certain our information is correct," I said to him. "What is your first name?"
"It's Stephen," he replied. "I hope the reservation agent got it right. I told him it's spelled with a ph."
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* A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
* A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."
* A bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
* A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
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- Robertson Davies
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Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night." "Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack." So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:
..."Aaaaaauuuggghhh
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A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself. One yellow pill I have to pop Goes to my heart so it won't stop. A little white one that I take Goes to my hands so they won't shake.
The blue ones that I use a lot Tell me I'm happy when I'm not. The purple pill goes to my brain And tells me that I have no pain. The capsules tell me not to wheeze Or cough or choke or even sneeze.
The red ones, smallest of them all Go to my blood so I won't fall. The orange ones, very big and bright Prevent my leg cramps in the night.
Such an array of brilliant pills Helping to cure all kinds of ills. But what I'd really like to know........... Is what tells each one where to go!
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God...."
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Life's a jest and all things show it, I thought so once but now I know it.
- John Gay
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Thursday, March 13, 2008
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We'll fight them until Hell freezes over and then we'll fight them on ice
- What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?Rice Recipes
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- Robert Frost 1875-1963, American Poet
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The great tragedy of Science the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
- Thomas Henry Huxley, Presidential Address at the British Association for 1870Beef Recipes
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If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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- Justice Harry A. Blackmun, Roe v. Wade, 22 January 1973
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- Ambrose Bierce 1842-1914, American Author, Editor, Journalist, ''The Devil's Dictionary''
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Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes - Tuesday, March 11, 2008
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Diana, Princess of Wales (The Times 22 Aug 1994, replying to allegations that she had been making nuisance telephone calls.)
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Life doesn't revolve around what you need to know, it revolves around what you need to understand.
- Ganesh Nana, New Zealand Economist.
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I believe there is no philosophical high-road in science, with epistemological signposts. No, we are in a jungle and find our way by trial and error, building our road behind us as we proceed.
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It is, in fact, nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of instruction have not yet entirely strangled the holy curiosity of inquiry; for this delicate little plant, aside from stimulation, stands mainly in need of freedom; without this it goes to wreck and ruin without fail. It is a very grave mistake to think that the enjoyment of seeing and searching can be promoted by means of coercion and a sense of duty. To the contrary, I believe it would be possible to rob even a healthy beast of prey of its voraciousness, if it were possible, with the aid of a whip, to force the beast to devour continuously, even when not hungry, especially if the food, handed out under such coercion, were to be selected accordingly.
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The slave-breeders and slave-traders, are a small, odious and detested class, among you; and yet in politics, they dictate the course of all of you, and are as completely your masters, as you are the master of your own negroes.
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Source: August 24, 1855 - Letter to Joshua Speed
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Both social and biosocial factors are necessary to interpret crosscultural studies, with the general proviso that one's research interest determines which elements, in what combinations, are significant for the provision of understanding.
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Overwhelming evidences of an intelligence and benevolent intention surround us, show us the whole of nature through the work of a free will and teach us that all alive beings depend on an eternal creator-ruler.
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And then, there will be some black men who can remember that, with silent tongue, and clenched teeth, and steady eye, and well-poised bayonet, they have helped mankind on to this great consummation...
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Source: August 26, 1863 - Letter to James Conkling
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In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore ... in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long ... seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long. ... There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesome returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
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And then, there will be some black men who can remember that, with silent tongue, and clenched teeth, and steady eye, and well-poised bayonet, they have helped mankind on to this great consummation...
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Source: August 26, 1863 - Letter to James Conkling
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In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore ... in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long ... seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long. ... There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesome returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
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While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.
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