Mother's Day Quotes

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've
had a baby ... somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is
history.

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct. somebody never took
a three-year-old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring ... somebody never rode in a car
driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"...
somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices. somebody never came
out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the
neighbor's kitchen window.

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. Somebody never
helped a fourth grader with his math.

Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first..
somebody doesn't have five children.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
questions in the books ... somebody never had a child stuff beans up his
nose or in his ears.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.
somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of
kindergarten. or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied
behind her back. somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell
cookies.

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a
mother's heartstrings.


Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home...
somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell
her.... somebody isn't a mother.

Mother's Day Jokes

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

Mother's Day Quotes

Mother's are a rose in the garden of life

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

Mother's Day Jokes