Mother's Day Quotes

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've
had a baby ... somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is
history.

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct. somebody never took
a three-year-old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring ... somebody never rode in a car
driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good"...
somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices. somebody never came
out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the
neighbor's kitchen window.

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. Somebody never
helped a fourth grader with his math.

Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first..
somebody doesn't have five children.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
questions in the books ... somebody never had a child stuff beans up his
nose or in his ears.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.
somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of
kindergarten. or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied
behind her back. somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell
cookies.

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a
mother's heartstrings.


Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home...
somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell
her.... somebody isn't a mother.

Mother's Day Jokes

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

Mother's Day Quotes

Mother's are a rose in the garden of life

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

Mother's Day Jokes

Mother's Day Quotes

Quotes for Mother's Day

Mothers Day 2009 is Sunday May 10, 2009

There never was a woman like her. She was gentle as a dove and brave as a lioness... The memory of my mother and her teachings were, after all, the only capital I had to start life with, and on that capital I have made my way.
- Andrew Jackson, U.S. President

My mom is a neverending song in my heart of comfort, happiness, and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune.
- Graycie Harmon


My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
- George Washington, U.S. President

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
- Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
- Aristotle

Mother's Day Quotes



If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam.
- Lord Langdale (Henry Bickersteth)


It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
- Phyllis Diller

Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that.
- Golda Meir






Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
- Marion C. Garretty, quoted in A Little Spoonful of Chicken Soup for the Mother's Soul


Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.
- T. DeWitt Talmage




A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
- Irish Proverb


Motherhood is priced
Of God, at price no man may dare
To lessen or misunderstand.
- Helen Hunt Jackson


Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
- Oprah Winfrey


You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.
- William D. Tammeus


Now that... my kids are grown, I understand how much work and love it takes to raise and to keep a family together. The example of your strength, devotion, and patience is now rippling through the generations. Thank you!
- Forest Houtenschil



Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
- Elizabeth Stone

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan