<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27158924</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:32:22 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Funny Quotes - Famous Funny Quotes - Famous Quotes</title><description/><link>http://www.quotes-world.com/</link><managingEditor>Famous Quotations</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>521</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27158924.post-3413032947960023741</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-16T10:32:22.594-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>saying</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Quotes</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>quotations</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Quote</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Famous Quote</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>sayings</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Famous Quotes</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Colin Powell</category><title>Leadership Quote</title><description>Leadership is solving problems. The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help or concluded you do not care. 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